Brewed to celebrate the lazy, hazy, strawberry crazy daze of summer. Celebrate Lebanon’s Strawberry Festival with a pint – or two. Brewed with over 80 lbs. of Oregon strawberries. (Summer Seasonal)
It’s the one with the soft, hazy glow in the palest shade of gold topped by a tumble of foam so thick and lush, you just want to lay your head down and take a nap. It’s like a ray of lazy sunshine in a glass and on a hot summer day, you’ll want nothing […]
Strong Scottish “Holiday Ale”. Brewed with cherries, cinnamon sticks, maple syrup and vanilla beans; at almost 9 percent alcohol, one pint puts a rosy glow on your face followed by a gentle warming sensation – like a cool Christmas eve sitting by a crackling fire – Something Saint Nick would enjoy after a job well […]
Rare Belgian IPA – Brewed to surprise, thrill, seduce, to satiate. A citrusy hoped Belgian IPA, bursting with provocative flavors. It will open one’s mind to prolonged sessions of sensual sipping pleasure. There’s no need to deny yourself. Indulge your wild side – experience the pleasures of KarmaCitra.
Repels Zombies!!! When this beer is consumed, you are immune to the ZOMBIE blood virus. “Rage, rage against the dying of the light.” Be honest. When Doomsday truly comes, would you rather have a stockpile of batteries and Spam or a brew with a powerful, hoppy aroma suitable to mask human scent from attacking zombie […]
So dark it actually absorbs light. Diabolical Dark Mild that spawns a murky potion possessing a decidedly complex flavor. Barsideous Black will take hold of your senses and turn you away from the light (beers), and pull you to the darker side. Its Silky smooth chocolate will seduce you to Embrace Your “dark side”. Go […]
A Stout, black beer, with a heart of darkness. “Who knows what Evil lurks in the hearts of men … the Shadow knows”? Or maybe your mother – This beer is a real “(Black Heart) MOTHER!!!” of a beer.
Cacao (Latin) “food of the gods.” Its aphrodisiac properties will sweeten the “mood”; its medicinal properties will cheer up even the most melancholy: Men – There’s a reason it’s Stout!
